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Revision as of 04:08, 4 May 2021

Although Trevor Gomes is !rich and does not want your peasant money, he accepts donations. Some of those donations play alerts.

Table of Alerts

Though the values below are listed in erf dollars. A number of bits equal to the number of erf cents will also trigger most alerts.

Value Alert
100 bits. Dollars not accepted. Profs
123 bits. Dollars not accepted. Golf clap.
234 bits. Dollars not accepted. Claps. (This is special.)
333 bits. Dollars not accepted. TREVOOOOOR
345 bits. Dollars not accepted. Laughter.
$4.20 How dare you
$4.32 Jurassic Flart
456 bits. Dollars not accepted. Boo. (You suck.)
$6.53 Pappy warns Bruce Willis about Snape
$6.65 Spook them Bones
$6.90 NoSmut
$7.47 RIP Blessious
$8.88 Grab 'em ups
$9.99 Mega-Schlorp
$11.11 Schlorps
$12.33 Satch
$12.34 Careless Whisper
$13.13 Website
$13.57 Loshi
$17.17 Old Man Pappy's Wisdoms and Musings
$17.76 Yankee Doodle Mini
$20.00 (retired) 20th Century Fox
$20.20 Exactly the amount of Africa that you deserve.
$23.44 More Satch
$23.45 Never Gonna Give You Up
$23.46 All of Satch
$26.25 Sea Shanty2
$26.39 WHATDOESITDO
$33.33 Colors of the Wind
$34.55 Satch Again
$34.56 I'll Make A Man Out Of You
$42.00 Pappy's Kosher Dogs
$45.66 Even More Satch
$45.67 [1] Africa
$50.00 (retired) Beartato 5-0
$54.37 Schlorps 4 Kids
$55.55 Schlorpattack
$67.71 Yankee Doodle Complete
$69.00 Don't even think about it
$72.67 Sans
$75.84 Schlorpception
$76.99 Andy's Real Theme Song
$77.00 Themesong (Backwards)
$77.63 Dr. Dover
$81.81 [REDACTED] Ad
$88.00 Themesong
$89.00 Timmy
$94.73 Never Gonna Wipe My Butt
$99.99 Schlorpocalypse
$100.00 PIKAAACHUUUUU
$111.11 Trevor's Real Theme Song
$456.78 Africa Deconstructed
12.345$ acirfA
$758.47 Schlorpurgatory
$1000.00 None[2]
  1. Due to a surge of Africas during the 2020 St Jude Play Live event, the price is temporarily higher than $45.67
  2. While the hypothetical existence of a $1,000 alerts has been the subject of much speculation, the general consensus is that no such alert exists.